trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER

rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS

pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES

leans in really close:

feel the spoopy

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

loserapproaching:

all-time-panic-at-the-veil:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

This is perfect 

The little gleam in his eyes in the last gif

(Source: stir-of-echoes)

Half of tumblr: But it's only the beginning of Septemb—

Me: *buries self in pumpkins*

Me: *fills in gaps with pie and cranberry sauce*

Me: *Soundproofs with apples and corn*

Me: *pours hot cocoa over self*

Me: *plays spooky ambient noises*

Me: Don't

spooktacular-autumn:

what even is life without pumpkin-scented everything? cause I don’t live that life

spooktacular-autumn:

what even is life without pumpkin-scented everything? cause I don’t live that life