cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(Source: tofugoddess)

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit